Troll and skittles

Well a friend of mine works at Wall*mart and she has become friends with a few of the ladies there.
One of the older ladies who works in the dressing room has a 30 year old son who is mentally challenged. He is OK to be home during the day on his own but she does call him a few times a day to check on him.
Well just happens this day she calls and asks John Michael what he was doing? John Michael answered " playing with the troll" Mom said your playing wit a troll? John Michael said yep feeding troll skittles under the door.... Wait your feeding a troll skittles under the door. YEP troll skittles under door..... Well the Mom figures she better run home and see what was going on because last time she checked they did not have a troll.
Well it seams the census people are sending people around to help people fill out their census papers, Just so happens they send a midget to John Michael's he thought it was a troll picked him up locked him in the bed room and was feeding him skittles under the door......